so, this is a real thing. we just entered it as an asset at work.
here’s the provided summary:
“What’s the deal with “SEINFELD: A XXX PARODY?”. A hilarious parody that delivers hot sex and fun entertainment. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jerry got it on with Elaine, or if Kramer stumbled into a 3-way with two of the biggest names in porn, or if Jerry’s ex-girlfriend’s breasts really were “real & spectacular,” then this is the movie for you! It’s your favorite characters parodied with laugh-out loud sexual situations that end up in great sex.”
and here’s what I came up with instead:
“2009. Forget about the pretzels, these BABES are making me thirsty. Somebody better grant me serenity now, otherwise I’m gonna bust - both my nut, and my gut! Ashlynn Brooke, Sasha Grey. Warning: Contains Explicit Sexual Content (18+)”
