April 2010
2 posts
February 2010
5 posts
January 2010
1 post
hip hop covers project →
you can stream/download my hip hop covers at this link.
so far, i’ve got: kid cudi, soulja boy, and drake.
more to come. eventually!
December 2009
5 posts
"Cheetah Woods"
From: Tricia Crossedoutname[mailto:tricia@crossedoutcompany.com] Sent: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:40 AM To: Tricia Crossedoutname Subject: The many mistresses of Tiger Woods
As you’ve heard by now, Tiger Woods’ (or should we say Cheetah Woods?) alleged affairs have included a few women in the adult business – lucky #7 Holly Sampson, followed closely by #11 Joslyn James. These ...
Work Emails - No Party In the USA.
Hi,
We just realized that one of the videos that was sent did not pass our QA criteria. Please do not use the Miley Cyrus video “USH5V0920900.Party.In.The.U.S.A..mpg” and its corresponding metadata in the Excel and XML files. The corrected video will be redelivered in the next batch. Sorry for the mistake!
Thanks!
Pierre Namecrossedout | Chargé de projet/Project Manager
+1.xxx.xxx.xxxx ...
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang (2009)
“These hot and horny woman will fulfill all your dreams and fantasies as well as creating new ones for you. Whether they be work-related, having 2 woman at the same time, or doing the nanny. Get ready to explode with desire.”
November 2009
41 posts
Playful Puppies / Holiday Puppies:
we just got a few titles in at work that are basically glorified screen-savers. there’s one called ‘Puppies’. here’s how they’re selling it:
“This offering comes in two sections: Playful Puppies and Holiday Puppies. In the first offering watch and laugh as a group of adorable puppies tussle and wrestle. Perfect to keep the whole family entertained. Next,...
QUESTIONNAIRE
mervmerv:
Questionaire. Not ranked in any order.
bowfolk:
10 things you want for Christmas:
Fancy Earplugs
Laptop Battery
$$$
A trip
Clothes
Claire to get a teet job
Music gear stuffs
Vinyl Records
Coffee table books
a new Couch
9 musicians/bands you love (no order):
(LATELY)
Iron Chic
Polar Bear Club
Rihanna
Lil’ Wayne
Sister Kisser
Bridge & Tunnel
Lost Cities
...
chatting with mom:
mom: did you make it out last night?
me: yeah, we went to see a band, then went back home. luckily the venue was just a 5 minute walk from the house!
mom: oh, thats a nice sunday night out!
mom: just watching ellen - there is a 7 year old ping pong champ from china on! amazing!
tumblarity
i just realzied tumblarity is a sham.
it’s a tool to get you to visit more often, and keep tumblr in the top 100 sites.
fuck that mang. i’ll tumble on my own accord. you can decrease my tumblarity to zero for all i care!
'tis the season, OR, porn in a manger.
i just got a few christmas xxx titles through work. i know, it starts earlier and earlier. here are the titles, and the synopses that were provided with them.
Barely Legal: Ski Camp (2004)
Cold nights, warm cabins…and steaming young pussies! Welcome to Barely Legal Ski Camp, where the hottest legal teens spend the winter. Cuddle up next to the fire with yummy ski bunnies!
this...
It's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead. It's...
watching ghost world on tv. feeling like a dick.
quipsandquiddities:
Lady Gaga (vs) Journey.
...
every day i’m tumblin’.
i get these kinds of emails at work.
Hi CrossedOutWorkplace Team,
We had to replace a title in our January line-up due to technical issues with the master. Cherries 69 has now been replaced with Infinite Jizz. Please find the revised January metadata attached.
Thanks,
Tricia Crossedoutlastname
only the truest things always are true
because...